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Lindsay Lohan – InAPPropriate Comedy – Movie – –

Looks like Lindsay Lohan is still making AMAZING career choices, and yes, I’m being catty, because her latest “film” is a ridiculous comedy called InAPPropriate Comedy.

Yeah, it might be funny, but for some reason Lindsay Lohan in comedies is kind of depressing, because we all know we’re not laughing with her…

Anyhow, in this movie, Lohan is doing the Marilyn Monroe thing again (roll eyes) and she lashes out at the paparazzi by going on a shooting spree and killing them all with two handguns. Yeah, it’s not really a P.C. movie, just watch the clip above. Some people find this sort of comedy hilarious, but I just think, “meh.”

Rob Schneider, Michelle Rodriguez, Ben Affleck and Adrien Brody all star in the movie. Big names, but I still think it’s career suicide, but whatevs.

Do you think InAPPropriate Comedy is a good film for Lindsay Lohan to star in? Do you think the movie will be awesome – or totally bomb? Sound off in the comments, I want to hear your thoughts!

Lindsay Lohan – Big Brother – Celebrity – –

Will we be seeing Lindsay Lohan on Celebrity Big Brother?

She says no, despite London buzzing about the possibility since the show is set to premiere this week (January 3, 2013). She just happens to be in town for the new year but insists she will not be a housemate on the show.

Quasi-celebs who have allegedly signed on include Rylan Clarke (former X Factor UK star), comedian Jim Davidson, British soap actress Gillian Taylforth, nude model Lacey Banghard, and get this, Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag.  Barf. It sounds like Lindsay Lohan would actually class the cast up a little bit. That’s frightening.

Lindsay has tried soooo hard to hide who she really is from the public that I doubt we’ll ever see her on a reality show such as Celebrity Big Brother where the cameras are on 24/7.

In other Lindsay Lohan news, we hear she is blabbing to everyone that she won’t be hitting up London’s nightlife on New Year’s Eve, but will instead have a nice meal and return to her hotel. Yeah, we’ll see about that.

Lindsay Lohan – Charlie Sheen – Movie Trailers – Movies – Scary Movie 5

The Scary Movie 5 trailer has been released and the much-talked-about bedroom scene with Lindsay Lohan and Charlie Sheen is clipped in it and Lohan is not too thrilled with it.

According to Gawker, the “love scene” isn’t much of one. In the clip, Lohan lets out a loud screech while Sheen’s character is attacked by some ghost and quickly the camera turns to a television showing the news announcing that real-life Lohan’s probation was revoked. Apparently, Lohan didn’t ‘okay’ this. She was reportedly told that the TV would be showing a clip from 2005’s Herbie Fully Loaded, which she starred in.

TMZ is saying that Lohan signed a contract that stated she would have the final say in what could and couldn’t be poking fun at her, so this may be a violation of that.

What I find funny is that, supposedly, Lohan refused to kiss Sheen in the flick because she was worried about catching a disease from Sheen, even though both actors had to sign a release stating they didn’t have any diseased you could catch from kissing. Funny and surprising since Lohan herself has been known to be a partier that has gotten around herself. And even after all that rejection, Sheen still gave the girl $100k to help her out with her tax debt.

Anyway, check out the trailer below for yourself below. Are you going to be catching this one? Answer our poll below!

Lindsay Lohan – OMG – Pics – –

Lindsay Lohan can either be extremely photogenic, or not so much. It depends on her sobriety, her hair color, the quality of her spray tan and whether or not she applied her makeup after snorting a huge line.

Unfortunately for Lindsay there are a lot of bad pics of her on the net. Many of the photos are outright awful and I’ve found myself to be embarrassed FOR her on a number of occasions. So, just for fun, we picked the Top 12 worst pics of Lindsay Lohan, ever. It wasn’t exactly a hard task, we had plenty of material to work with.

12. The Highway Hooker Look: Sucking on her finger while clutching a lighter, the two-day old makeup, clothes falling off, she looks rode hard and put away wet.

11. You Are What You Eat: Did Lindsay have her vagina surgically attached to her face?

10. Brain Freeze: She must have snorted that fat line with her right nostril.

9. Teflon Lohan: Quit your crying, you coward. It’s not like you’ll actually do any time.

8. Fall Down, Go Boom: Get up, blame foliage.

7. Razor Clam: The first, but not last, time Lindsay flashed her firecrotch.

6. Orange You Looking Colorful Today: Did she go down on Snooki?

5. Mud Mask: ”She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman.” -Oscar Wilde.

4. Gun Crazy: Not funny, Lindsay. Not funny.

3. Rat Teeth: We’ve never seen her teeth look worse. What happened? Was it chewing tobacco? Food? Lack of hygiene skills? Ciggies and vodka? If you guessed ‘all of the above’, you’d probably be correct.

2. Mommy Dearest: And you thought YOU were turning into your mother…

1. Zzzzzzzzz: ………..

Lindsay Lohan – IRS – Money – Owe –

Even though Lindsay Lohan’s life has been extremely chaotic the past several years, somehow she keeps landing work even when her projects turn to crap like her recent, highly criticized role in Liz & Dick. She’s so controversial that she’s still seen as a moneymaker, but where does her money go? This is the question the I.R.S. wants to know.

According to reports, the government agency has frozen Lilo’s accounts because she owes them $234,000 in unpaid taxes for the years 2009 and 2010. There’s also the possibility she may owe them money for 2011 as well.

Sticking his head in his daughter’s business like usual, Michael Lohan chimed in about the subject when he chatted with The Huffington Post. When asked where he thought the troubled actress’s money went he simply says, “Ask Dina [Lohan],” referring to Lindsay’s mom and his ex-wife.

Michael goes on to say he’s curious where the money she made ($150k) for the promotion of a certain energy drink (Mr. Pink?) went and wonders what happened to the million she made by posing in Playboy. Also, what about her Liz & Dick pay?

I think we all know it went in her nose…come on Michael!

One insider tells HuffPo, “Her finances are in a mess. She lives very large, staying at the best hotels and traveling first-class. All the money she earns she spends, and then when it comes to taxes, she has nothing left. Right now, she is desperate to find a paying gig to just get this burden off her back.”

As to what became of the $100,000 that Charlie Sheen gave to Lindsay’s financial manager recently? Well hopefully that went directly to the I.R.S. but knowing the way Lilo lives her life, that money went on to pay for an expensive night out on the town, chock-full of hard drugs and lots of booze.

Lindsay Lohan – Death – Death Poll – –

I read this morning that Lindsay Lohan is downing up to 2-liters of hard alcohol, vodka and probably whatever else she can get her hands on, DAILY. Is that even possible? Did TMZ mean two “fifths” instead? They’re not exactly known for their journalism.

Lindsay Lohan must weigh about 100-pounds when soaking wet, and for someone her size to be able to physically drink 2-liters of alcohol a day is a terrifying thought. Seriously, is it even possible?! Maybe with cocaine it is. I bet everyone’s placing thier bets in the Lindsay Lohan death poll for 2013 right about now. I think Lindsay comes in at #1 on every existing celebrity death pool known to man. Sad but true.

I’m pretty sure Lindsay Lohan is in worse shape than we can even imagine. We all blab on about it because she is in the news daily and her life is so damn crazy, but after she dies, everyone is going to feel bad that they once laughed at her. And at this rate, she WILL be gone soon. With those horrible non-existent parents of hers and her subsequent terrible choices in life, when did she ever really have a chance? Does anyone else feel like her time is extremely limited right now? Now more than ever. It’s like before Amy Winehouse died. We all knew it was coming, then one day we woke up and suddenly it was a reality. Oh, and Lindsay will be 27 next year. Knocking on Club 27‘s door?

Lindsay Lohan – Arrested – Fight – NYC –

Another day, another Lindsay Lohan arrest.

Okay, so I’m exaggerating, but I am serious about her being arrested again. It happened Thursday morning around 4AM inside a nightclub. Go figure.

According to TMZ, A woman, whose identity we dont know. and Lindsay Lohan were seated in different booths at Club Avenue when things got heated. Lohan was heard saying, “Give me my space,” to the woman, and soon after she hauled off and punched the woman in the face. Lindsay fled from the scene in a vehicle (she wasn’t driving, whew!) and was arrested after police spotted her. As she was being arrested she could be heard saying, “Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me?!”

The “victim” was also spotted and TMZ got a snapshot of her. Of course she’s holding her hair to the side so you can see the side of her face where Lindsay “punched” her.

I know Lindsay is a little crazy and effed up on whatever she can get her hands on, but I have a hunch she didn’t start this one. Still, she was out at 4AM, probably wasted, and she hit someone, so I’m not defending her. Like my dad used to say, “nothing good happens after midnight.” Or at least that’s what he tried to convince me of. We’ll have to keep you posted on this and the rest of Lindsay’s legal woes, because it’s all coming to a boil AGAIN, and we might just see her in rehab – or jail – very, very soon.

UPDATE: We are hearing a little more about the assault and RADAR magazine claims to have spoken with a witness who says Lindsay was the agressor. They are also claiming that Lindsay was drinking and snorting cocaine throughout the night before the fight broke out. The “source” is allegedly an acquaintance of Lindsay’s.

“The whole thing started when the girl in the club asked to take a picture with Lindsay. Lindsay said no and was really rude about it, so the girl just continued dancing with her friends. Lindsay was just looking for trouble. She totally sucker-punched that girl in the face out of nowhere! Nobody saw it coming. Lindsay went wild. She was kicking and screaming, cursing at the girl and then spit at her. The girl looked like she wanted to fight back at Lindsay, but was too startled by all the commotion to react…Lindsay is a very angry girl inside.That fight was completely unnecessary but Lindsay just gets very belligerent when she drinks and parties.”

On the other hand, TMZ is reporting the fight was over a boy, namely Max from the boy band “The Wanted”. Lindsay was trying to sink her meathooks into him and once she started getting wasted he started getting turned off, and started talking to the woman that Lindsay ended up punching.

It sounds like everyone had a bit too much last night.

It’s not turning out to be a very good day for Lindsay, she’s also expected to be charged with lying to a police officer, obstructing an officer and reckless driving. Not to mention the third degree assault charges for this morning’s fight. Lohan is still on probation, so it’s looking like the shat’s about to hit the fan, yo.

 

Lindsay Lohan – Breakups – Relationships – Samantha Ronson –

It wasn’t that long ago when Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson were the hot, crazy, “it” couple of Hollyweird, but like most things in Tinseltown, nothing lasts forever.

If you were one to witness the demise of Lohan and Ronson’s relationship from afar (like me), you might’ve sensed that Lohan was a bit in denial about the whole thing and she seemed to be the one (out of the two of them) that was more likely to crumble, but times change and Lilo has grown, or so she says.

The 26-year-old has weighed in and spoken about her much-talked-about relationship with the 35-year-old DJ and according to her, the two are better off as friends.

Lohan told Us Weekly reporter Jennifer Peros, “I was bold enough to say, ‘Yeah, I like a girl. And?’ That put her in a situation where she was being attacked every day. That’s not fair. And what am I left with? Heartbreak.”

“That was three years ago. It was my last serious relationship”, she added.

Regarding why the two didn’t work out as a couple Lilo says, “I needed to love myself first before I could be with anyone. And I was going through a lot. Two toxic people cannot be together. End of story,”

Though Lohan and Ronson split in 2009, the actress says she and ex are amicable and still keep in touch with each other.

“We’re friends now. That’s how it started, so I think that’s what’s meant to be”, she says.

I’m not sure if Lohan was just saying what she thinks people want to hear but hopefully this is truly how she feels. If so, it really does seem like she’s matured emotionally. You never know with the girl though because there’s been more than one instance where she’s been caught in a lie.

Lindsay Lohan – James Franco – Music Videos – R.E.M. –

Her personal life is a bit of a mess right now, and even though it has affected her career, Lindsay Lohan is still pulling in work. The 26-year-old will show up on your TV screens this upcoming Sunday for Lifetime’s Liz & Dick, she’s been working on movies we hear, and she’s also hitting up the music scene…this time starring in an R.E.M. music video.

The video, directed by James Franco, is for the band’s song “Blue” and also stars the photographer Terry Richardson who is known for his bold and provocative photos as well as his creepy demeanor. Remember, he’s the one that directed Kate Upton’s sexy/silly Cat Daddy dance video?

You can see the video for yourself below. After watching it a couple times I came to the conclusion that I like the song, though it has a depressing undertone. It’s definitely darker with Lohan in it given her life and how it’s played out the last several years. The video itself is okay. It’s a bit shaky on the camera work, but I appreciate the effort.

What do you guys think? Love it or hate it?

Lindsay Lohan – Court – Jail – Lying – Police

Lindsay Lohan, who is entirely unable to stay out of trouble with the law, is about to have her probation revoked.

You probably already know why, she was caught lying to a police officer about her car accident in June where she rear ended a semi truck on the PCH. After the accident she crawled out of the driver’s side and into the passenger side. Tons of witnesses saw her and later her assistant, who Lindsay said was driving, told police it was Lindsay behind the wheel.

We’ve been waiting to hear if Lindsay would have her probation revoked and it seems that it WILL be. From TMZ:

“Sources connected with the case tell TMZ … when the Santa Monica City Attorney files the criminal case against Lindsay, it will go to L.A. County Superior Court Judge Jane Godfrey for arraignment.  At the time Lindsay is arraigned, we’re told Judge Godfrey will revoke Lindsay’s probation and set the matter for a full hearing, on grounds she violated her probation in the jewelry case by breaking the law.”

We’ll keep you updated with the latest, because with Lindsay, there is ALWAYS breaking news.