Sweaty Gooch

Not that there is anything wrong with cheerleaders, because they are hot as hell and when Minka Kelly played Lyla Garrity in Friday Night Lights you could literally feel her pain, happiness, disgust and angst on screen.  Off screen, though, this lovely lady is much more than just sexy – although she really, really is a feast for the eyes – she’s an amazing actress who knows what she likes and, we bet, will get it.

Minka had a very interesting beginning, since her mother was an exotic dancer and her father did a stint with Aerosmith in the ‘80’s.  He wasn’t around, but her mom did well when she could and tried really hard to give her

Minka Kelly – certified hottie!

daughter, Minka Kelly the essentials of life and love and happiness – as long as it was affordable.  That upbringing is probably what has made Minka such a relateable, down to earth beauty.  You can tell that there is so much more to her than just sexy and guys, no matter what you’re doing, she sees you; even if you aren’t in her league.  Don’t get any ideas though, because this bombshell might not be married yet, but it’s still up in the air about when and if she will be.

All that aside, though, you might like to know that she thinks being 30 is hot in itself.  She says it’s like she finally is allowed to be comfortable in her body (yeah, we know…) and be okay with all her flaws.  No, we weren’t invited to look for them, either, but we will certainly take her word for it that she has some.  In the mean time, she doesn’t know what’s in store for her in the upcoming years, and she doesn’t want to.  She’s happy being who she is – and we’re happy that she’s happy.

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When Megan Fox leaned over the hood of that Camaro in those tiny shorts in Transformers, millions of mouths fell open. At that very moment, a new sex symbol was born. With those eyes, that hair, and those endless legs that seem to go on forever, Megan Fox was hotter than anything to ever hit the Earth’s atmosphere. She was and still is truly a mesmerizing fox. With a single appearance on screen, Megan can take a man’s breath away.

Megan Fox True Hottie!

Surprisingly, she hails from Oak Ridge, Tennessee and does not have very fond memories of her high school life. This dark haired bombshell willingly admits she was a frequent target of bullies during those years . Of course, it was not because she was the ugly girl but rather because Megan Fox got along extremely well with the boys at her school, and the girls hated this. Duh. That comes as no surprise. What guy in his right mind would not mind being chummy with someone who has Megan Fox’s looks?

While Megan Fox has appeared in a few films including Transformers as mentioned earlier, Transformers 2, Jennifer’s Body, and Jonah Hex, it is really Megan’s sensational looks which have catapulted her to fame. Her fame also has not been hurt by the fact that she and Amanda Seyfried lit up the screen in a kissing scene in the otherwise droll Jennifer’s Body. Even though the critics hated this film, it did not stop men from grabbing it off the movie shelves as soon as it became available for home viewing.

Megan Fox has a personality that is just as attractive as her scorching hot body. In a world full of Hollywood fakes, Fox comes across as the real deal. She is always open and honest during her interviews and incredibly self-aware for someone so young. It does not hurt her personality either that she looks remarkably enticing in a bikini as well.

With only four major films to her credit and a couple of television appearances, Megan Fox has already been the cover girl in all the top men’s magazines. She has also held the number one spot on every sexy and hot list in existence. Since 2007, Megan has been on the Maxim Hot 100 List every year. All this just goes to show you that Fox is more than Megan’s last name; it’s really more about who and what she is, a real fox.

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Rihanna – Chris Brown – Feuds – Fight – Karrueche Tran

I repeat the title: Rihanna is not a fan of Chris Brown’s ex-girlfriend Karrueche Tran.

I’m sure you all have witnessed the insanity that has become of RiRi and Brown’s relationshit (it is what it is), or rather a chaotic love/hate triangle between them and Tran. Ever since Brown broke up with his model girlfriend, he’s been alternating hump dates with the two girls and for obvious reasons they’re not fans of each other. To make it even more awkward, we hear that the jilted girls had a run-in over the weekend.

According to sources, Tran pulled up to Los Angeles nightclub MyStudio Sunday night with a few friends, Christina Milian included. Apparently, she quickly got word that her nemesis was inside, so she only ended up staying for 15 minutes to avoid any confrontation.

As all celebs do, Tran then took to her Twitter to write, “What a night”, which is elusive enough, but leave it to Rihanna to speak her mind a little more boldly. The 24-year-old singer Instagram’d, “Bitch don’t kill my vibe” with a photo of these words typed out on a piece of paper: “There comes a time in life, when you walk away from all the drama and people who create it. Surround yourself with people who make you laugh, forget the bad, and focus on the good. Love the people who treat you right. Pray for the ones who don’t. Life is too short to be anything but happy. Falling down is part of life, getting back up is living.”

Very wise words, but I don’t see this drama going away any time soon. Why these girls are fighting over this dude is beyond me.

Snooki – 2013 – Pregnancy – Pregnant –

Snooki is getting a case of the Jessica Simpsons it seems, because just four months after giving birth to her fist-born, Lorenzo Dominic, the Jersey Shore star is already itching to get pregnant again.

The 25-year-old recently told Cosmopolitan, “I already want another baby. Jionni (LaValle) and I are building our house right now, but once it’s built, then we’re going to pop them out.”

I guess it’s contagious because Snooki’s bff Jenni “JWoww” Farley is hankering to get pregnant as well. JWoww, who recently got engaged to her boyfriend Roger Mathews, had this to say about her desire to have children: “I was like, ‘Screw the marriage. I just want to have kids. I just really love Lorenzo and I think I need to give him a friend. He’s just so cute and she makes it look so easy, too.”

All Snooki jokes aside, I honestly do think motherhood suits her. It’s actually made her a better person I think. Baby Lorenzo tamed the beast.

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Lindsay Lohan – InAPPropriate Comedy – Movie – –

Looks like Lindsay Lohan is still making AMAZING career choices, and yes, I’m being catty, because her latest “film” is a ridiculous comedy called InAPPropriate Comedy.

Yeah, it might be funny, but for some reason Lindsay Lohan in comedies is kind of depressing, because we all know we’re not laughing with her…

Anyhow, in this movie, Lohan is doing the Marilyn Monroe thing again (roll eyes) and she lashes out at the paparazzi by going on a shooting spree and killing them all with two handguns. Yeah, it’s not really a P.C. movie, just watch the clip above. Some people find this sort of comedy hilarious, but I just think, “meh.”

Rob Schneider, Michelle Rodriguez, Ben Affleck and Adrien Brody all star in the movie. Big names, but I still think it’s career suicide, but whatevs.

Do you think InAPPropriate Comedy is a good film for Lindsay Lohan to star in? Do you think the movie will be awesome – or totally bomb? Sound off in the comments, I want to hear your thoughts!

Taylor Swift – Breakups – Harry Styles – Musicians – One Direction

Upon hearing that serial dater Taylor Swift and boyfriend of two months One Direction’s Harry Styles had broken up, a movie quote came to mind.

The Usual Suspects: “The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn’t exist. And like that, poof. He’s gone.”

It sickens me to think that the best line of the best movie of 1995, and overall, one of the best movies of all time (in my head) was triggered in my brain when I heard some news about Swift’s dating life, makes me want to throw things, but oh well, I digress.

So yeah, the boybander was in the pop superstar’s life for a short minute, but now he’s gone and the fake Hailie Mathers Twitter account can now rejoice, because it looks like the breakup is real. Word has it that Swift and Styles had a nasty fight while on a holiday vacay and that’s when they called it quits. More accurately, Swift was the one to put a halt to everything before deciding to fly back home to the States.

Says an insider to the Daily Mail: “They were on holiday and had an almighty row.” The source says that the young and (once) happy couple were visiting the British Virgin Islands sometime after New Year’s Day. They allegedly spend New Year’s Eve together in New York.

So after this supposed fight, it seems that Swift packed up and went home, while Styles hung back and partied with Virgin mogul Richard Branson.

The singer, by the way, does seem to like them young, at least younger than her by several years. Swift herself just turned 23 and Styles and her last boyfriend, Conor Kennedy, were both 18.

Anyhoodle, now all we do is wait for her next broken-hearted hit…

Scarlett Johansson – ELLE Magazine – Elle UK – Marriage – Ryan Reynolds

She might be divorced from one of Hollywood’s hottest actors (though he’s now happily married for the second time around), but marriage just never enters Scarlett Johansson’s mind. Ask her, she’ll tell you.

Well, she did tell Elle UK (via People) all about her thoughts, or lack thereof for the formal union that is supposed to bond people together for life.

In an interview for the magazine’s February issue, the newly turned 28-year-old says this about holy matrimony: “It’s really not important to me. The only time I ever think about it is when people ask me, ‘Would I get married again?’ ”

“I’m not having kids any time soon. I’m in a nice relationship, I’m working a lot and, like I said, it’s not important to me,” she adds.

Johansson is reportedly dating Romain Dauriac, a 30-year-old French journalist.

Apparently she chose to not date an actor again because according to her, it’s “monotonous” to do so. She does admit though, that she likes her men creative.

She says, “For me, most importantly, I look for a partner who is creative. I like people that have a colorful way of looking at things, that are inspiring and like art, music and film.”

Why did she then go and get married to actor Ryan Reynolds back in 2008? She says this: “I got married when I was young and it was incredibly romantic and I liked being married, actually. But it is different. It’s hard to put into words.”

Adds the actress, “To me, being in a functioning relationship doesn’t mean you have to be married.”

Of course I agree with her last statement, but I don’t see being against the union of marriage. If you find somebody you think you’d like to live the rest of your life with then why not? But marriage is a very personal issue and to each his/her own, right? Having said that, I do think she’ll get married again. I’d bet on it.

Sofia Vergara – Domestic Violence – Fight – New Year’s Eve – Nick Loeb

While ringing in the new year in Miami earlier this week, actress Sofia Vergara and her fiance Nick Loeb were involved in a heated fight that left Sofia with a torn dress.

The details are somewhat sketchy, but it seems that the party Vergara and Loeb attended was being thrown at a Miami hotspot by a former boyfriend of hers. Nick wasn’t too keen on the guy, and was in a state from the get-go. He and Sofia argued early in the evening, and later Nick had words with people at another table at the club. When Sofia intervened, she ended up getting pushed by someone (Nick?) and somehow in the process her dress was pulled down and ripped, exposing her to the entire VIP section.

No word on WHO the person was that ripped at her dress so savagely, or whether it was intentional or an accident. I have a hunch it may have been Nick though, because immediately following the fight he was kicked out of the New Year’s Eve party by the club’s security team. Sofia followed after him.

Sofia Vergara and Nick Loeb were engaged last July, but will that trip to the altar be postponed indefinitely after this crazy fight?

Here’s a photo of Sofia and Nick before the fight went down:

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Kim Kardashian – Kanye West – Pregnancy – Pregnant –

The Mayan end of the world deadline came and went so we’re left without any Mayan jokes, but I’m sorry to break the news that Kim Kardashian is pregnant with Kanye West‘s baby.

The pregnancy rumors have been swirling for some time, and E! is reporting them as confirmed by the Kardashian family. There really is going to be a spawn of these two. Kim Kardashian really IS pregnant. I don’t EVEN want to think about the crazy media circus this is going to be..

Kanye West blabbed to concertgoers Sunday night that he will be the father of Kardashian’s baby, and grandma Kris Jenner tweeted: ”Im a happy girl !!!!!!!!! Wowza! Oh BABY BABY BABY!”

Shockingly enough, Kardashian has yet to announce that she is pregnant on Twitter, she must be saving it for a television show or a magazine exclusive or something. (Update: She has since blogged about it.) Her sister Kourtney has though, she wrote, ”Been wanting to shout from the rooftops with joy and now I can! Another angel to welcome to our family. Overwhelmed with excitement!”

Dat ass gonna drop.

UPDATE: Added poll. What do you think about Kim Kardashian’s pregnancy?

Lindsay Lohan – Big Brother – Celebrity – –

Will we be seeing Lindsay Lohan on Celebrity Big Brother?

She says no, despite London buzzing about the possibility since the show is set to premiere this week (January 3, 2013). She just happens to be in town for the new year but insists she will not be a housemate on the show.

Quasi-celebs who have allegedly signed on include Rylan Clarke (former X Factor UK star), comedian Jim Davidson, British soap actress Gillian Taylforth, nude model Lacey Banghard, and get this, Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag.  Barf. It sounds like Lindsay Lohan would actually class the cast up a little bit. That’s frightening.

Lindsay has tried soooo hard to hide who she really is from the public that I doubt we’ll ever see her on a reality show such as Celebrity Big Brother where the cameras are on 24/7.

In other Lindsay Lohan news, we hear she is blabbing to everyone that she won’t be hitting up London’s nightlife on New Year’s Eve, but will instead have a nice meal and return to her hotel. Yeah, we’ll see about that.