10 Funny New Year’s Resolutions!

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The New Year is here and well we’re all expected to have some kind of New Year’s Resolution in mind. For you who are struggling to come up with some witty ones to hand out, trying using some of ours.

Have a good new year and let’s bring it on!

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1. I will do less laundry and use more deodorant.

2. I will stop considering other people’s feelings when they so obviously don’t consider mine – if that unwashed fellow sits next to me again, I’ll tell him he stinks!

3. I will always “check for paper” when leaving the restroom.

4. I will try to drive closer to the speed limit.

5. I will always wear clean underwear

6. Work less. Take it easy. All work and no play can make you a dull boy.

7. I will stop saying,” Ooh, that feels nice” whenever the security guys frisk me at airports.

8. My New Year resolution is: 1024 by 968 pixels!

9. I will drive more carefully, people are starting to notice the dozens of dents in my car.

10. Cut down on exercise. Too much is bad for your health, it can even kill you.

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