Sweaty Gooch

Not that there is anything wrong with cheerleaders, because they are hot as hell and when Minka Kelly played Lyla Garrity in Friday Night Lights you could literally feel her pain, happiness, disgust and angst on screen.  Off screen, though, this lovely lady is much more than just sexy – although she really, really is a feast for the eyes – she’s an amazing actress who knows what she likes and, we bet, will get it.

Minka had a very interesting beginning, since her mother was an exotic dancer and her father did a stint with Aerosmith in the ‘80’s.  He wasn’t around, but her mom did well when she could and tried really hard to give her

Minka Kelly – certified hottie!

daughter, Minka Kelly the essentials of life and love and happiness – as long as it was affordable.  That upbringing is probably what has made Minka such a relateable, down to earth beauty.  You can tell that there is so much more to her than just sexy and guys, no matter what you’re doing, she sees you; even if you aren’t in her league.  Don’t get any ideas though, because this bombshell might not be married yet, but it’s still up in the air about when and if she will be.

All that aside, though, you might like to know that she thinks being 30 is hot in itself.  She says it’s like she finally is allowed to be comfortable in her body (yeah, we know…) and be okay with all her flaws.  No, we weren’t invited to look for them, either, but we will certainly take her word for it that she has some.  In the mean time, she doesn’t know what’s in store for her in the upcoming years, and she doesn’t want to.  She’s happy being who she is – and we’re happy that she’s happy.

When Megan Fox leaned over the hood of that Camaro in those tiny shorts in Transformers, millions of mouths fell open. At that very moment, a new sex symbol was born. With those eyes, that hair, and those endless legs that seem to go on forever, Megan Fox was hotter than anything to ever hit the Earth’s atmosphere. She was and still is truly a mesmerizing fox. With a single appearance on screen, Megan can take a man’s breath away.

Megan Fox True Hottie!

Surprisingly, she hails from Oak Ridge, Tennessee and does not have very fond memories of her high school life. This dark haired bombshell willingly admits she was a frequent target of bullies during those years . Of course, it was not because she was the ugly girl but rather because Megan Fox got along extremely well with the boys at her school, and the girls hated this. Duh. That comes as no surprise. What guy in his right mind would not mind being chummy with someone who has Megan Fox’s looks?

While Megan Fox has appeared in a few films including Transformers as mentioned earlier, Transformers 2, Jennifer’s Body, and Jonah Hex, it is really Megan’s sensational looks which have catapulted her to fame. Her fame also has not been hurt by the fact that she and Amanda Seyfried lit up the screen in a kissing scene in the otherwise droll Jennifer’s Body. Even though the critics hated this film, it did not stop men from grabbing it off the movie shelves as soon as it became available for home viewing.

Megan Fox has a personality that is just as attractive as her scorching hot body. In a world full of Hollywood fakes, Fox comes across as the real deal. She is always open and honest during her interviews and incredibly self-aware for someone so young. It does not hurt her personality either that she looks remarkably enticing in a bikini as well.

With only four major films to her credit and a couple of television appearances, Megan Fox has already been the cover girl in all the top men’s magazines. She has also held the number one spot on every sexy and hot list in existence. Since 2007, Megan has been on the Maxim Hot 100 List every year. All this just goes to show you that Fox is more than Megan’s last name; it’s really more about who and what she is, a real fox.

Match.com vs eHarmony, which one is for you? Both of these are known as leaders in the online dating world. In short, eharmony is those literally looking for a serious relationship. Finding a casual fling on here, or hoping to get laid on the first date is damn near impossible. Match.com on the other hand, has tons of girls looking for casual relationships. In actuality, many have no clue on what they’re looking for (other than tired of being single). In the hope of not being single, many of these girls will do ANYTHING to be in a relationship. Drive by hand job, quick bj, you name it. Hey, that’s at least what I’ve learned with the girls I’ve met on there.

If you’re looking more of a sure thing, go the route of porn stars like Bree Olson. Take a look at ArrangementFinders.com. The sites sole purpose  is for mutually beneficial arrangements

Snooki – 2013 – Pregnancy – Pregnant –

Snooki is getting a case of the Jessica Simpsons it seems, because just four months after giving birth to her fist-born, Lorenzo Dominic, the Jersey Shore star is already itching to get pregnant again.

The 25-year-old recently told Cosmopolitan, “I already want another baby. Jionni (LaValle) and I are building our house right now, but once it’s built, then we’re going to pop them out.”

I guess it’s contagious because Snooki’s bff Jenni “JWoww” Farley is hankering to get pregnant as well. JWoww, who recently got engaged to her boyfriend Roger Mathews, had this to say about her desire to have children: “I was like, ‘Screw the marriage. I just want to have kids. I just really love Lorenzo and I think I need to give him a friend. He’s just so cute and she makes it look so easy, too.”

All Snooki jokes aside, I honestly do think motherhood suits her. It’s actually made her a better person I think. Baby Lorenzo tamed the beast.

Rihanna – Chris Brown – Feuds – Fight – Karrueche Tran

I repeat the title: Rihanna is not a fan of Chris Brown’s ex-girlfriend Karrueche Tran.

I’m sure you all have witnessed the insanity that has become of RiRi and Brown’s relationshit (it is what it is), or rather a chaotic love/hate triangle between them and Tran. Ever since Brown broke up with his model girlfriend, he’s been alternating hump dates with the two girls and for obvious reasons they’re not fans of each other. To make it even more awkward, we hear that the jilted girls had a run-in over the weekend.

According to sources, Tran pulled up to Los Angeles nightclub MyStudio Sunday night with a few friends, Christina Milian included. Apparently, she quickly got word that her nemesis was inside, so she only ended up staying for 15 minutes to avoid any confrontation.

As all celebs do, Tran then took to her Twitter to write, “What a night”, which is elusive enough, but leave it to Rihanna to speak her mind a little more boldly. The 24-year-old singer Instagram’d, “Bitch don’t kill my vibe” with a photo of these words typed out on a piece of paper: “There comes a time in life, when you walk away from all the drama and people who create it. Surround yourself with people who make you laugh, forget the bad, and focus on the good. Love the people who treat you right. Pray for the ones who don’t. Life is too short to be anything but happy. Falling down is part of life, getting back up is living.”

Very wise words, but I don’t see this drama going away any time soon. Why these girls are fighting over this dude is beyond me.

Dave Navarro – Ad – Naked – PETA –

Hollywood rocker Dave Navarro stripped down naked for a controversial new PETA ad which is bringing awareness to cosmetic testing on animals. Dave, who can always be found rocking the guyliner, black nail polish and even eyeshadow, says he recently learned of the cruel ways animals are used to test cosmetics and beauty products. He was appalled.

“I was on the set of some project where I was using makeup and someone mentioned that it was “cruelty free” and I said, ‘What does that mean?’ and they explained to me that a lot of makeup in the marketplace is tested on animals in a profoundly inhumane way.”

“When trying to do this photo shoot I was really imagining what’s happening to the animals in the labs that are doing this animal testing. They’re not taking a bunny rabbit and putting mascara on it, they’re injecting a chemical directly into it’s eye to see what kind of adverse reaction happens. And in many cases parts of their bodies are ripped open, they’re all alive, and they’re all aware.”

Check out this behind the scenes footage of Dave Navarro’s PETA ad, and yes, he’s in his underwear – and naked.

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Taylor Swift – Breakups – Harry Styles – Musicians – One Direction

Upon hearing that serial dater Taylor Swift and boyfriend of two months One Direction’s Harry Styles had broken up, a movie quote came to mind.

The Usual Suspects: “The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn’t exist. And like that, poof. He’s gone.”

It sickens me to think that the best line of the best movie of 1995, and overall, one of the best movies of all time (in my head) was triggered in my brain when I heard some news about Swift’s dating life, makes me want to throw things, but oh well, I digress.

So yeah, the boybander was in the pop superstar’s life for a short minute, but now he’s gone and the fake Hailie Mathers Twitter account can now rejoice, because it looks like the breakup is real. Word has it that Swift and Styles had a nasty fight while on a holiday vacay and that’s when they called it quits. More accurately, Swift was the one to put a halt to everything before deciding to fly back home to the States.

Says an insider to the Daily Mail: “They were on holiday and had an almighty row.” The source says that the young and (once) happy couple were visiting the British Virgin Islands sometime after New Year’s Day. They allegedly spend New Year’s Eve together in New York.

So after this supposed fight, it seems that Swift packed up and went home, while Styles hung back and partied with Virgin mogul Richard Branson.

The singer, by the way, does seem to like them young, at least younger than her by several years. Swift herself just turned 23 and Styles and her last boyfriend, Conor Kennedy, were both 18.

Anyhoodle, now all we do is wait for her next broken-hearted hit…

Musicians – Freddy E – Hip-Hop – Seattle – Suicide

Seattle hip-hop artist and YouTube star Freddy E died in an apparent suicide Saturday, January 5th in his hometown of Renton, Wa.

He had been tweeting pics and updates the entire day leading up to his suicide and his last tweets were telling family members he loved them, and telling God he was sorry. Earlier in the day he tweeted. “Last night was real. #Hangover #CocaineBans”

The cause of his death was ruled suicide by self inflicted gunshot. An autopsy was performed Monday.

Freddy E had dozens of hilarious YouTube videos discussing/poking fun at a variety of topics and he was also a talented spoken word artist. His last video was uploaded on the day of his death. A spoken word video titled, ‘Ignorance’.

Most of Freddy E’s YouTube videos were lighthearted and comedic, he had more than 150 videos uploaded and 75,000+ subscribers.

On February 5, Freddy E claimed to have been up for more than 69 hours. “I’ma shut up now. I had an incredible night. I’ve been up for 69 hours and I’m back to work. And 1.” Then he tweeted about how he couldn’t sleep. It does seem like he did finally sleep, at least for a few hours, becase he was off Twitter from about 6:40am until just before noon. Then he tweeted, “Thank God for Another Day. Amen.” Not long later his tweets took a turn for the worse. “Annnd, my day is ruined.”

“Smoked my first pack of cigarettes today… been a long time since I’ve gone through heart break. It’s a cold unforgiving world if I do say.”

“If there’s a God then He’s calling me back home. This barrel never felt so good next to my dome. It’s cold & I’d rather die than live alone.”

“It’s… all… bad… y’all. *puts finger around trigger*”

Then he said his goodbyes.

Freddy E was only 22-years-old. Too damn young. R.I.P.

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Lindsay Lohan – InAPPropriate Comedy – Movie – –

Looks like Lindsay Lohan is still making AMAZING career choices, and yes, I’m being catty, because her latest “film” is a ridiculous comedy called InAPPropriate Comedy.

Yeah, it might be funny, but for some reason Lindsay Lohan in comedies is kind of depressing, because we all know we’re not laughing with her…

Anyhow, in this movie, Lohan is doing the Marilyn Monroe thing again (roll eyes) and she lashes out at the paparazzi by going on a shooting spree and killing them all with two handguns. Yeah, it’s not really a P.C. movie, just watch the clip above. Some people find this sort of comedy hilarious, but I just think, “meh.”

Rob Schneider, Michelle Rodriguez, Ben Affleck and Adrien Brody all star in the movie. Big names, but I still think it’s career suicide, but whatevs.

Do you think InAPPropriate Comedy is a good film for Lindsay Lohan to star in? Do you think the movie will be awesome – or totally bomb? Sound off in the comments, I want to hear your thoughts!

Reality TV Stars – BIg Ang – Mob Wives – –

Mob Wives Season 3 premiered Sunday night and one of the show’s stars, Big Ang, had a premiere party at her bar, The Drunken Monkey, to kick off the new season. Her sister was there, her BFFs were there, and even Carla’s little ratty ass showed up. Sorry, not much of a fan of hers.

There was a red carpet on hand so the ladies could werk it for the photographers and feel like A-list celebrities as they arrived. By the way, whomever their photographer was needs to be fired immediately. What crappy, blurry, shaky footage. Get that shat to focus, moron!

Big Ang works the carpet as she smokes. Flo from Bad Girls Club shows up and rambles on and on and on about her new clothing line, her upcoming album, calendar, blah, blah, blah. Bitch, this is NOT about you. This was Ang’s moment to shine and there you go, looking like a self promoting fool. When she’s finally done, some guy named Johnny P (who is that guy?) takes over the mic and dayum, he looks like he’s indulged in something other than alcohol…

We also see Vinny from Jersey Shore (he’s the only one I can stand), but he doesn’t go mic hogging like the rest of them.

Ang wraps it up by inviting everyone down to The Drunken Monkey on Sunday evenings to watch the show with her. (Okay, so who in Staten Island is going to go for me and take pics?!) I’m sure it would be anything but boring!

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